I loaded up at the theater's bar and the bartender made the easiest upsell he ever did in his life, and I took my tall adult beverage, sat in the theater, and awaited the end, like a man heading toward execution. It was this repulsed reaction that entertained my friend Ben Bailey so much that he insisted that we watch Sherlock Gnomes one fateful evening (he paid for my ticket and my suffering). To watch this trailer was to look into the empty abyss and have it look back into you.
Gnomeo and juliet stone fish movie#
I cannot remember another movie trailer that I would describe as soul-killing as this one, with its emphasis on butt humor and an extended joke about a thong-wearing gnome farting in the mud. Every time its trailer came before a movie I was watching, I cringed harder than I ever have. A little pretext first: I had no intention of watching this movie. It's been a couple of hours after watching Sherlock Gnomes and I still have alcohol working through my bloodstream (a byproduct of having to watch Sherlock Gnomes) and so I thought why not begin the review writing process and see where this goes. Rating: PG (Some Rude and Suggestive Humor) The mystery soon leads the gnomes on a rollicking adventure as they meet all-new ornaments and explore an undiscovered side of London.
The famous detective and sworn protector of the city shows up with his sidekick Watson to investigate the case. When everyone in the garden suddenly goes missing - there's only one gnome to call - Sherlock Gnomes. When Gnomeo and Juliet first arrive in London with their friends and family, their biggest concern is getting a new garden ready for spring.
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